KIKAYmergencies

A Kikay like you must be equipped and ready for anything. You should handle any disaster big or small with swift and style.  *And I just laughed hard after writing these two lame sentences.*  ◔◡◉

But seriously, I have some quick solutions for you life's itty bitty troubles. You must consider that tiny troubles are real TINY..ok? For BIGGER emergencies please refer to GOD. 

Ok, so let's start with these few troubles:

Say you bought a pair of lovely pumps with 4-inch heels but they are a bit loose and very uncomfortable to use. Why did you buy it anyway? duh! But Given that the shoes loosen on its own or you bought it online where sizes are crazy, one simple solution is...

GEL HEEL LINERS- provide cushioned protection that prevent shoes from slipping off your feet and also prevent blisters from forming due to friction from walking. 

Bad breath emergency due to prolonged silent mode. Bad odor is a turn off! And I know you won't be bringing a toothbrush/toothpaste with you all the time. If spraying a mouth disinfectant is way too obvious that your breath is starting to get stinky, try popping this kikaymergency candy.

You can use tictacs or anything that comes handy. But a pink candy is a plus!

Nobody wants a wardrobe malfunction unless you really are slutty. However for special occasions that you have to wear revealing clothes, displaying your asset SAFELY is a must! How do we secure the edges of strapless dresses, gowns and other apparels? Or preventing bra straps from slipping?  To keep a piece of item in place, you can use fashion tape.

Easy to use stick-peel-and go! Press the tape firmly to your skin, peel and let the fabric bond with your skin in a hypoallergenic way. 

Baffled by long tiring lines at banks, cashier registrar, ticket outlets, et cetera. And to top the scene, you are a bit hungry...Always remember that a modern woman is independent, witted, gutsy, and best of all LAGING HANDA. Wherever you're going always bring a light snacks with you because you never know when fate is going to throw jokes on you. 

Dog/cat owner? Ever wonder how to remove pet hair sticking to your clothes? Quick and easy tidy-up tool is necessary to keep your clothes looking fresh, right? You can try this travel size lint brush to solve this kind of fashion emergency.

You are stuck in a boring conversation and there is no easy way to politely say "Oh man! Can we cut this off? You are such a waste of my  time". My suggestion is to always have an interesting book with you and whenever a tiny chit-chat goes nowhere, bring out the book and slam it to his face. Haha! You can do that if you want but you can also pretend that you got a chapter to catch up with. You can offer him the book if you want to be extra polite. ◔◡◉ I swear he will be extra sensitive next time.

 

This is the final and my favorite of all the kikaymergencies. A stalker asked for an autograph, how do we deal with it? I suggest two things:

1. If your stalker is cute: Bring out your cutest pen... scented is a plus!

2. If the stalker is opposite from number 1: Bring out a lachrymator and suggest a fight if he insists for a signature. Always remember what your mom told you, "NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS".

Reminder: Follow at your own risk. I ain't paying any hospital bill.